In banca mi sono fatto delle grasse risate (ma volevo piangere)

2024.11.29 13:30 Robespierre____ In banca mi sono fatto delle grasse risate (ma volevo piangere)

Oggi sono andato in banca perché dovevo fare delle operazioni relative al conto aziendale, e mentre aspettavo il mio turno, nello sportello di fianco c’era una signora che era a discutere di futuri possibili investimenti con la consulente della banca. Dobbiamo fare il nome? Facciamolo: intesa Sanpaolo.
Questo è lo scambio che ho sentito tra la consulente della banca e la povera signora

Ebbene, la signora ha accettato di investire in questo fondo tutti i suoi risparmi (30k). Io mi volevo alzare, volevo inginocchiarmi davanti alla signora e dire ti prego, non farlo non farlo tieni i soldi sotto al materasso, ti prego.
Questi impiegati bancari andrebbero arrestati tutti dal primo all’ultimo, si devono vergognare, loro ma ancora di più i loro capi. Prendi tutti i soldi della signora e mettili in un fondo attivo iper costoso su un settore in bolla, che probabilmente vivrà anni e anni di drawdown con ribassi futuri anche drammatici nella peggiore delle ipotesi, ma usa un giochino di parole per dirle che il capitale e’ protetto.
This is why I am all in on bitcoin
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2024.11.29 13:30 socialhangxiety How are you all using computer monitors as TVs?

Having some trouble finding info about using an old CRT computer monitor as a TV. If it has VGA, you just need an adapter for VHS/DVD players, right?
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2024.11.29 13:30 Shivanshudeveloper Tool that can help you with Email Markeitng

Hey Team,
I just launched a new SaaS that allows you to scrape leads, create B2B Sales Pages, and draft outbound messages please feel free to check Seefunnel.
Please let me know if you want to try or need a trial account I can also help you with that too.
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2024.11.29 13:30 Lucky_Thought Can a LoR from my academic Supervisor who works in the accouting department help me get into Quant Finance or econ masters?

As the title suggests: I am a bit concerned that an LoR from my accounting professor who supervised my quant finance research project wouldn't be that impactful (the professor gave me excellent suggestions when it comes to building my econometric models). Should I ask him for an LoR? and if yes, what should he write about so it would as convincing as possible?
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2024.11.29 13:30 rebornfisk Differend - Answers [Deeper DNB]

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2024.11.29 13:30 coderoncruise CAD Hedged Tech Stocks in WS and Move to USD Stocks on IBKR?

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2024.11.29 13:30 BlurrFrost [s2 spoilers] This show is no where close to perfect. It has many plot holes and unreasonable things happening

Bro half the season 2 doesnt make any sense. I keep seeing reels of people calling it perfect show and how imdb all episode are 9+ rating just shows how cooked viewers are lmao. Season 2 is full of pacing issues and plot holes and it just doesnt make sense a lot of the times. Why did ambessa suddenly wanna hunt warwick? Makes no sense if she just wanted to kill him. Why did viktor suddenly go crazy and do a 180? Dont know. Why did heimdinger had to sacrifice himself for ekko to come back? Just cus show runners decided that it will look cool and tragic. Why did isha try to kill warwick? Literally was not required, had no effect on anything apart from looking like a tragic sacrifice. What was ambessa trying to gain from viktor tuning everyone into puppets? Literally nothing cus she herself would be a puppet and she isnt so dumb to just go to war without seeing the end goal so they basically showed as if she was dumb to not realize whats gonna happen. Literally so many unreasonable things. The show is extremely fun to watch, has great animation and music but is no where near "peak fiction" or "greatest animated show" or anything even close to that lmao.
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2024.11.29 13:30 Hole_In_None_ AIO when I asked him to wash his pocket knife before carving the Thanksgiving bird?

My Mom cooked two ducks for our Thanksgiving Day dinner. She tried to carve the birds, but was struggling. So, my brother stepped in to help and realized that the knife she was using was dull. So he reached in his pants pocket and pulls out his POCKET KNIFE! He opens up the blade, swipes it across his jeans, and proceeds to buring the blade deep into the breast of the bird! “Before you go any further, can you at least wash off your knife?” I asked. He ignored me and kept cutting. “Seriously, you aren't going to wash your knife?” I said again. He then turned to me, looked me straight in the eye and yelled at the top of his lungs “FUCK YOU!!! I'M SICK OF YOU AND IM NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH YOU ANYMORE!!” He stormed out of the kitchen, grabbed his coat and proceeded to walk home.
I guess my question is, was I wrong for asking him to wash his pocket knife before cutting into our food???
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2024.11.29 13:30 ProfStorm Garfield by Jim Davis for Fri, 29 Nov 2024

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2024.11.29 13:30 Adamddssurgeon Glassy Friday

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2024.11.29 13:30 nebbyh Org wants to onboard Salesforce without much planning

It’s a long story, but in short, a department wants to onboard Salesforce outside of standard IT governance, instead they’re gotten into the ear and gaining support of our exec. Approved shadow IT if you will… there hasn’t been thought given to TCO or planning for ownership & administration of the system, so we’ll be raising why this needs to be considered & planned before barrelling into buying a second CRM.
As far as I understand, Salesforce admin is an industry unto itself and this is a terrible idea without a plan for who will own it, given we have no spare capacity (not to mention no Salesforce skills) to start administering it moving forward.
Looking for a sanity check to make sure I’m not jumping at shadows. Can it be onboarded as a more simple and vendor-owned, set and forget SaaS platform in certain use cases?
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2024.11.29 13:30 BIGFeathersFarm Will My Chickens Eat This? #chickens

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2024.11.29 13:30 Designer_Cucumber_38 American Girl x Barbie

American Girl x Barbie I really love this! I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I think it’s so cute and so well-made. I love the reversible skirt and all the tiny details like the little ring. I think it will be cute hanging up with my Barbie display until I can get a doll to put it on. It came in a very nice sturdy box.
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2024.11.29 13:30 SuppleDude I didn't pre-order RP5. How many months before they're readily available to ship?

What's the usual timeline for new Retroid devices to become readily available? I didn't pre-order but don't need it right now. I would love to order in the future but I don't feel like waiting months for my order to be fulfilled.
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2024.11.29 13:30 jaykastudios Hey gamers! I'm opening 50 slots for early access to my new simulation game about spreading counterfeit money - think Plague Inc. Who's in? Register here.

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2024.11.29 13:30 Dry-Step-9215 Is that going to work?

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2024.11.29 13:30 WiseGuy1882 Betty Gilpin | 'The Tomorrow War' LA Premiere 30th June 2021

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2024.11.29 13:30 teixugoo Algum kit de fans parecido (e mais barato)?

Algum kit de fans parecido (e mais barato)? Olá, tô montando meu PC e queria fazer um pc com pouco rgb, curti essas fans que so o anel tem RGB, mas... Né? Meio caro.
Algum kit de fans mais barato parecido com esse?
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2024.11.29 13:30 Fancy_Click_3048 $Pepe = 1$

$Pepe = 1$ Never underestimate the power of a community. Let’s get this bread 🐸🚀🚀🚀
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2024.11.29 13:30 jareboi Tell me why

Ain’t nothin but a heartache
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2024.11.29 13:30 jerrebrx Find different zoning types on the map

Is there any (vanilla) way to find where you have used different types of zoning on the map? With all the new packs, and all the colours looking similar, it is very hard to see what type of zoning you've used in a specific area. Maybe an option to change the colour?
I can't used mods, since I play via Geforce Now.
Thanks!
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2024.11.29 13:30 bLooD_of_ChiLL It seems like it is not Gitae

If it was gitae he would recognize the second body but it seems like its not
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2024.11.29 13:30 ai_jobs [HIRING][USD 150K - 190K] Solutions Engineer (Remote)

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2024.11.29 13:30 CPSux General Wegman in The X-Files episode “Dreamland II” (1998)

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2024.11.29 13:30 JcFuerza Top 10 Mobile Games of 2024! (my research and predictions for Q4 2024) Android

tl;dr 0 - (disclaimer): This year is finally coming to a close and it's been a fairly good year for mobile gaming. Numbers are little down which makes this the first year less people are playing mobile games, but it is still by far the biggest gaming platform on earth. And it takes years to develop games so the quality of the games themselves haven’t gone down. The problem of course is that there are too many games to choose from, so let’s get into the top 10 mobile games of 2024.
tl;dr 1 - 2024 has been a fairly good year, despite being a bit low in numbers, so here is my final list of the top 10 mobile games for 2024: Ex Astris, Katana Zero, Skul: The Hero Slayer, Warbits+, Death’s Door, Wildfrost, Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit, Ozymandias, Guncho and Rainbow Six Smol (I give my reasons for choosing each one, so if one of these confuses you, make sure to read the post before raging 😂)
tl;dr 2 - I made all of this with game footage into a short HQ video here: https://youtu.be/5-c31d__amw
But for those of you who prefer to read, here is the Video Script:
This year is finally coming to a close and it's been a fairly good year for mobile gaming. Numbers are little down which makes this the first year less people are playing mobile games, but it is still by far the biggest gaming platform on earth. And it takes years to develop games so the quality of the games themselves haven’t gone down. The problem of course is that there are too many games to choose from, so let’s get into the top 10 mobile games of 2024.
As usual, this video is not talking about the top charts of Google Play and iOS. Most of those games are trash and the ones that are not, have been around for years. Rather, this video focuses on the AAA quality games that you’ll only hear about from your friends, except hopefully I’ll be telling you about them first.
The first game on our list is Ex Astris, a 3D sci-fi RPG, showcasing stunning visuals and engaging gameplay. You'll play as Yan, an investigator from Earth, tasked with exploring the vibrant world of Allindo. One of the standout features of Ex Astris is its innovative combat system, which combines elements of both real-time and turn-based gameplay. Players have the opportunity to time their attacks strategically, allowing for counter maneuvers and devastating combo attacks alongside allies. Each character in the game boasts its own unique backstory and set of skills, adding depth to both the narrative and gameplay experience. Unlike traditional RPGs that rely heavily on random battles and grinding, Ex Astris offers a more streamlined progression system that emphasizes skillful gameplay over mindless repetition. Success in battles hinges on the player's ability to master timing and strategy, rather than simply relying on brute strength. This approach not only keeps the gameplay challenging and rewarding but also ensures that every encounter feels meaningful and engaging.
Ex Astris - Apps on Google Play
The second game on our list is Katana Zero, an action-platformer renowned for its stylish presentation and exhilarating gameplay, ported to mobile devices by Netflix Games. Set in a dark and gritty world, players assume the role of a skilled assassin armed with a katana, tasked with unraveling the mysteries of their own past. The game's breakneck action and instant-death combat mechanics provide players with a challenging yet rewarding experience as they slash, dash, and manipulate time to overcome formidable adversaries. The combat in Katana Zero is exceptional, requiring players to overcome their opponents by any means necessary. This includes deflecting gunfire back at enemies, dodging incoming attacks, and utilizing traps and explosives to manipulate both enemies and the environment. The goal is to leave no survivors, ensuring a clean and efficient path through each level. The storytelling in Katana Zero is unconventional, featuring an enigmatic narrative that is interwoven with the gameplay through cinematic sequences. These sequences twist and fold, leading to an unexpected conclusion that keeps players engaged and intrigued throughout their journey. The narrative complexity adds depth to the fast-paced action, making the game a compelling experience from start to finish.
Katana ZERO NETFLIX - Apps on Google Play
The Third game on our list is The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, a first-person adventure game that reimagines and expands upon the critically acclaimed indie title The Stanley Parable from 2013. Faithfully preserving everything that made the original game a standout experience, this updated version introduces a wealth of new content, choices, and secrets for players to explore. The familiar yet enigmatic labyrinth of the original game has grown even larger, offering a more expansive journey into its surreal and thought-provoking world. While retaining the tone and essence of the original, Ultra Deluxe introduces a visual upgrade to bring the game in line with modern technology. Despite these updates, the game maintains its unique charm, with Kevan Brighting’s impeccable narration guiding you through the twisting narrative with the same wit and humor that defined the original.
(Android version not released yet) The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe
The fourth game on our list is Skul: The Hero Slayer, an action-platformer that integrates rogue-like elements, set in the backdrop of a Demon King's castle. This game presents a fresh twist on the classic side-scrolling platformer genre, offering dynamic and ever-changing maps that keep players constantly engaged and challenged. The storyline begins with an alliance between the Adventurers and the Imperial Army, who launch a massive assault on the Demon King's castle. This formidable coalition successfully obliterates the stronghold, capturing all its demonic inhabitants except for one resilient skeleton named Skul. Unlike typical skeletons, Skul possesses formidable fighting skills and a unique ability to gain new powers by wearing different skulls. Throughout his journey, Skul encounters a party of Adventurers, elite foes who hunt demons for sport. At the climax of each chapter, players face off against massive bosses corrupted by Dark Quartz, a sinister substance born from the pain and hatred of life. These bosses, imbued with overwhelming power, present significant challenges that test the players' skills and strategies.
Skul: The Hero Slayer - Apps on Google Play
The fifth game on our list is Warbits+, remaster of the critically acclaimed turn-based strategy game Warbits, which had previously earned a nomination for Apple Editor's Choice, garnering recognition for its engaging gameplay and strategic depth. With the remastered version, Warbits+ offers even more thrilling content and improvements over its predecessor. The game features grid-based movement mechanics, allowing players to strategically maneuver their units across the battlefield and unleash unique abilities to gain the upper hand in combat. Players can look forward to 20 challenging missions set in 5 diverse environments, providing ample opportunities for strategy and tactical prowess.
Warbits+ - Apps on Google Play
The sixth game on our list is Death’s Door, an exceptional action-adventure game. In Death’s Door, players assume the role of a Crow tasked with hunting down a stolen soul in order to maintain the balance of the afterlife. As a soul-reaping Crow, players must traverse through a mysterious and immersive world, engage in combat encounters using both melee and ranged weapons, while also tackling puzzles all while trying to get to the bottom of why things that should be dead just won't stay dead. One of the standout features of Death’s Door is its remarkable level and world design, which immerses players in a richly detailed and atmospheric environment. The fluid combat mechanics further enhance the gameplay experience, providing players with a satisfying and dynamic combat system. Additionally, the game offers a diverse array of weapons that players can wield, each with its own unique characteristics and playstyles. Furthermore, the ability to upgrade stats adds depth to character progression, enabling players to enhance their Crow's capabilities as they embark on their journey to confront epic dungeon bosses.
Death's Door - Apps on Google Play
The seventh game on our list is Wildfrost, a roguelike deck-builder. In Wildfrost, players battle to save the world, with the only respite being the home base of Snowdwell and its survivors. To aid in this quest, players collect a deck of powerful companions and elemental items to use in battle. Wildfrost blends the narrative experience of an adventure game with the deep strategy of a deck-building card-battler, incorporating RPG elements into the classic roguelike deckbuilder genre. Each journey begins with a chosen tribe Leader, equipped with randomized skills and stats, as players navigate the frosty landscape. The turn-based battles rely on the countdown timers of cards, requiring players to strategically manage buffs, stalling tactics, and offensive plays. Between battles, players can rest in the town of Snowdwell, gradually expanding the hub with new buildings and unlocking additional cards, tribes, and challenges. With over 160 cards to choose from, replayability is ensured through daily runs and challenges.
Wildfrost - Apps on Google Play
The eighth game on our list is El Paso, Elsewhere, the mobile port of the third-person shooter that combines fast-paced action with a gripping narrative, immersing players in a world of intense action and eerie atmosphere. Set in a bizarre, reality-shifting motel in El Paso, Texas, players must fight their way through floors filled with a variety of dangerous supernatural creatures, including werewolves, fallen angels, and other cursed beings. With its vivid and stylish depiction of intense gunfights, including frequent use of slow-motion dives, the game serves as an homage to classic action titles. What makes this game unique is its surreal setting. The game begins in what seems like a three-story motel, but as players descend into the building, they find themselves navigating through an additional 46 stories, all underground. The motel's shifting architecture and ominous atmosphere create a dynamic and suspenseful experience.
(Android version not released yet) Home - Strange Scaffold
The ninth game on our list is Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit, the delightful life-simulation game by Netflix Games, offering a heartwarming sequel where players are tasked with helping ghostly bears find peace. Stranded on a mysterious island after a bus crash, you play as a Spirit Scout who must explore the island, meet endearing spirit bears, and assist them in recovering their memories. As you gradually bring life back to this spooky yet charming island, you can customize your campsite, craft, build furniture, and bring vibrant color to your surroundings while hoping to eventually reunite with your lost scout troop. This sequel expands on the beloved life-sim with a variety of new features, offering an even cozier experience. The island is more detailed than ever, with a relaxing watercolor art style and daily activities like crafting, decorating, fishing, and cooking. Whether you are a returning fan or new to Cozy Grove, the game provides a calming atmosphere perfect for unwinding at the end of a stressful day. The island is full of surprises, with new quirky spirit bears, adorable animal companions, and fresh quests to enjoy.
Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit - Apps on Google Play
The tenth game on our list is Ozymandias, a mobile port offering a streamlined approach to the 4X strategy genre, allowing players to build and command their own empire in a single sitting. Set at the dawn of history during the Bronze Age, the game focuses on the rise of the first empires. Players expand their borders, build cities in strategic locations, and raise armies to defend their territories, all while navigating the challenges of managing their growing empire. The gameplay is uniquely simplified compared to traditional 4X games, allowing players to focus purely on strategic decisions without the micromanagement often associated with the genre. Each turn presents new opportunities, but players can only choose one, creating a system that demands careful planning. Victory conditions are randomized for each game, ensuring a new experience with every playthrough, and custom victory conditions allow players to tailor the gameplay to their preferred style.
Ozymandias - Apps on Google Play
So those are the top 10 mobile games of 2024, but I do have 3 more honorable mentions for you.
The first one is Guncho, a portrait turn-based tactical Wild West shooter-roguelike game. Players engage in unique positional shooting mechanics, fighting through a series of randomly generated levels. In this game, you play as Guncho, navigating through encounters against various enemies in a series of randomly generated levels. The primary weapon is a revolver, and the gameplay revolves around aligning bullets through tactical moves and shooting strategies. This unique positional shooting mechanic requires players to think strategically about their movements, shots, and the unloading of bullets to influence the rotation of the revolver. The environment plays a crucial role in Guncho. Players can use the surroundings to their advantage by targeting explosive barrels or pushing enemies into hazardous obstacles like fire or deadly cacti. Guncho features hex-based tactics gameplay, providing a structured yet dynamic battlefield. The game includes a variety of enemy types, each with different movement patterns and skill sets, adding to the complexity and challenge. At the end of each run, players face a final boss that tests their skills and tactical finesse.
Guncho - Apps on Google Play
The second honorable mention is Rainbow Six Smol, a roguelike shooter experience set in a dynamic and challenging environment. At its core, the game revolves around completing various missions that range from defusing bombs to rescuing hostages. These missions require players to navigate through destructible buildings, strategically plan their approach, and engage in tactical combat encounters with enemy forces. One of the standout features of the game is its top-down isometric perspective, which provides players with a unique vantage point of the battlefield. This perspective allows for strategic planning and precise coordination of movements and attacks, adding depth and immersion to the gameplay experience. However, failure comes at a cost, as losing a mission results in the permanent death of the player's recruit, requiring them to start anew.
Rainbow Six: SMOL - NETFLIX - Apps on Google Play
The last honorable mention is Loop Hero, a tactical roguelike, set in a world trapped in an endless cycle of chaos by the sinister Lich. Players wield a deck of mystical cards to strategically place enemies, buildings, and terrain along a dynamically generated loop path, creating a perilous journey for the hero. In Loop Hero, the core gameplay revolves around planning and strategy. Before embarking on each expedition, players select from unlockable character classes and deck cards, which determine the challenges and opportunities they will face. As the hero traverses the loop, players must place cards to create a balanced path that maximizes loot collection and resource gathering while managing the difficulty of encounters. Loot and upgrade mechanics are central to the hero's progression. Defeating enemies yields valuable loot that can be equipped immediately, enhancing the hero's abilities and providing new perks. The game also features a robust camp expansion system. Resources gathered from expeditions can be used to upgrade the survivors' camp, providing valuable reinforcements and enhancements for future journeys.
Loop Hero - Apps on Google Play
Well, that's it guys. Hope that helped. This is our final list for this year. If you’re wondering why certain games aren’t on here, you should check out some of our other lists – we’ve been making top 10 lists for this year, all year long. As the year has progressed, we’ve focused on different games based on which games have hype. Here is our playlist of all of those videos.
All right guys, I'll see you next time!
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