I am grateful for Monty Python

2025.01.19 00:10 LateExcitement3536 I am grateful for Monty Python

Rough day, but the one thing that made me smile today is when this song popped into my head. There are many gems in the Monty Python canon, but for today I give you “Bruce’s Philosophers Song”:
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya' 'Bout the raising of the wrist. SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away; Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am" Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
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2025.01.19 00:10 SeaZealousideal9075 Why is it negative

Why is it negative I paid off my last loan via EDFinancial on Thursday. It is 100% paid off so im not worried about that, but as I was going through my account it shows my unpaid principal balance is “-0.00” Am I getting a refund and the actual amount is missing or is it just showing up like that for some reason. I am going to call on Tuesday because I would like to know what that means. Ive paid off all my other loans with EDfinancial and they all say 0 for unpaid principal so im not sure why this one is displaying negative.
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2025.01.19 00:10 Kanakolovescoasters I've been to all the Six Flags parks throughout the 2000s. AMA!

Yes, I've been to every Six Flags park (even SFNO, the international parks, and parks formerly owned/operated by them) and every Paramount Park (that are now owned by Cedar Fair, which merged with Six Flags last year.)
My travels lasted from 2003-2008. My first few parks were SFNE and SFA, and my last were TGE and SFM.
In addition, I went to Warner Bros. Movie World in Australia in 2017.
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2025.01.19 00:10 SugarBalls69 Ever forget to insure your vehicle? Just lost this beauty

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2025.01.19 00:10 vardda AirTm Virtual Bank Account استفسار بخصوص

دلوقتي باي بال بيبعت الفلوس تلقائي اول كل شهر على الفيزا وانا حابة احافظ عالفلوس بالدولار هل لو ربطت باي بال بAirTm Virtual Bank Account علضان الفلوس تكون معايا على airtm هيكون احسن خيار قدامي؟ لو حد ليه تجربة ياريت يفيدني
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2025.01.19 00:10 Slow-Medicine3193 trade?

trade? anyone wanna trade this long sleeve for some other G59 merch? also maybe interested in trading the Greyday ‘24 shirt as well. size XL’s lmk what you’ve got!
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2025.01.19 00:10 Waegookin How much to Include from Previous Career Path on IT Resume

I'm currently updating my resume to start applying to new positions. I've been at my IT job for almost 3.5 years so far. Before that, I worked for many years in a completely unrelated field. Some of the skills are slightly transferrable (communication, data, people management). I'm wondering how much to include from those jobs, if any. I currently have them relegated to a few lines each (one bullet point). Some of the soft skills are included in my skills section. My resume just barely fits on one page. I guess I'm just wondering if showing employment history and diverse experiences is worth it. I'm leaning towards keeping it, but I wonder if I'm sabotaging myself by broadcasting my career change and lack of relevant work history.
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2025.01.19 00:10 kayyjo Crate training advice needed, pup never goes fully inside by himself and partial covering?

My pup is 10 weeks old, and we've been together a week now so maybeee its too early idk but I feel like I'm somewhat halfway there with crate training. Here's what I'm doing currently:

What I need help with:
  1. Even though it's sized properly, I don't think it's deep enough for him to ever go in fully, he'll never willingly go in there fully himself, it's always the back two legs still outside. I haven't trained a cue for the crate yet because if I try to get him in there like luring him with a treat or toy, again it's like he's only popping his head in. All the video examples I've seen online have a bit of a bigger space for the dog to go in all the way but I feel like if I move the divider it'll be too big. It's like it's wider than it is deep. Is this like a format issue or are there some games/activities or training tips that you guys think might work for me to help him get more excited to go in?
  2. Since we haven't been together long I've left him an opening in the corner so he can see me when he's in there, as he's a light sleeper and I'm (now thanks to Reddit) not tiptoeing and going about my day, he'll pop his little head up to check where I am and whines until I walk into view which helps him settle back down. I'm worried that fully blocking his view from me will stress him out, as even when he's awake in the playpen and I go around the counter to the kitchen out of view he whines.
Thank you to anyone who's read through all that! I'd appreciate any and all advice!
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2025.01.19 00:10 Feisty-Squash-297 Why is everything always my fault?

55f husband 61m why is it every single damn time we argue or he snaps at me it’s always my fault? I get he has anxiety and pain but everything I swear everything is my fault and I started it. Ex: wood stove was not firing up so I open the door and turn the wood, did not put another log on. I walk in living room literally he snapped I just put a log on, with a nasty face(which he doesn’t see he does) of course I became offensive cause it’s like I’m a dummy. Now it’s all my fault and he continues to snap at me over everything wtf!!!! There is a ton of back ground to everything but am I suppose to put up with being talked to like I’m a piece of shit? I have a right to snap am I right?
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2025.01.19 00:10 CrazyTank3Diamond Exhaust system - will this work?

Exhaust system - will this work? Hi all. For context i bought a cheap exhaust system for my 2011 Lancer Ralliart back in 2023 but also discovered why it was cheap (poor fitment + exhaust leak). Now I've decided I'll be changing/making my own exhaust system when i swap my turbo because i want a valved muffler system so i can have the option of driving loud/quite.
Now i don't know much about muffler position in relation to noise dampening so here's my question, if i put a valved muffler before the rear axle will it have the same effect if it was the end muffler considering the distance is different and will it work with a straight through muffler at the end?
Now, so pic 1 is a drawn picture of how my system roughly looks, and pic 2 is what im looking at doing.
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2025.01.19 00:10 MinmackStudios Some various renders I made with this movie Mario model by Awesome3D on youtube!!

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2025.01.19 00:10 EldenMiss HVV Ticketkauf über App kaputt?

Ging es noch jemandem so, dass man aktuell keine Fahrtkarten digital per App kaufen kann oder hat jemand das schonmal erlebt? (App Neuinstallation bereits erfolgt)
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2025.01.19 00:10 FranPro332 STAR-G5MS-VYZC for 5,000 UEC

Use the referral STAR-G5MS-VYZC when creating your Star Citizen account to get a 5000 UEC credits head on!
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/enlist?referral=STAR-G5MS-VYZC
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2025.01.19 00:10 qwenmn GUY QUITS HIS JOB ON THE 1ST DAY CAUSE MANAGER KEEP COMING LATE, EVERYONE NOT INTERESTED I just up and left a job on the first d...

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2025.01.19 00:10 nihongo-jouzu TIL More time has passed since the remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the 3DS to today than the time between its original launch on the N64 and the 3DS remake.

TIL More time has passed since the remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the 3DS to today than the time between its original launch on the N64 and the 3DS remake. submitted by nihongo-jouzu to BarbaraWalters4Scale [link] [comments]


2025.01.19 00:10 Minute-Driver-1360 Bloodhound lil Jeff recording“Drillaz” W/ Ybcdul in Cali B4 deaths 🙏🏽

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2025.01.19 00:10 USANewsUnfiltered Democrats Now Threatening People Who Donated to Trump's Inauguration

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2025.01.19 00:10 Alec_Berg The Long Game for Trump Coin (Hint: Bullish)

TL;DR - Trump Coin is more than just a meme; it’s a strategic move that aligns Trump’s political incentives with crypto adoption. Fluctuations are inevitable, but the long-term potential outweighs the short-term noise. If it succeeds, we’re looking at a stronger Solana ecosystem, mainstream acceptance of crypto, and a potential golden era of innovation for blockchain tech. So, Trump launches a coin on Solana that skyrockets to a $5B market cap within hours. Naturally, everyone’s asking: What’s the endgame? Is it a pump-and-dump? Will liquidity vanish overnight?
Here’s why I think Trump Coin is here to stay—at least for the length of his presidency—and why this could be massively bullish for Solana and crypto as a whole.
The Incentive to Keep It Alive Once Trump assumes office, his incentives align perfectly with fostering a crypto-friendly ecosystem. Think about it:

For Trump, keeping Trump Coin strong isn’t just about money—it’s about influence and attention. A thriving coin solidifies his image as a forward-thinking, tech-savvy leader while benefiting allies like David Sacks and others in his circle. It’s a win-win.
Expect Fluctuations There will absolutely be fluctuations. Probably very large fluctuations. This is crypto, after all. Whether it’s due to market volatility, speculation, or external events, sharp price movements are inevitable. But long-term value will depend on adoption and Trump’s ability to shape policies that align with crypto’s growth.
Why Trump Won’t Rug Rugging Trump Coin would mean bad press, lawsuits, and alienating one of his most loyal constituencies: the pro-Trump crypto crowd. This includes the podcast bros and digital natives who amplify his message. Pissing them off would be a PR disaster, not to mention a betrayal of the broader crypto community, which has largely embraced him.
More importantly, Trump Coin could serve as a unique vehicle for influence. By holding value and staying relevant, it becomes a powerful tool for building and maintaining political capital, both within crypto circles and beyond. The potential for influence-peddling is real, but it only reinforces the coin’s longevity and importance.
Bullish for Solana Here’s where it gets even better:
What are your thoughts? Are you bullish or skeptical about the long game for Trump Coin?
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2025.01.19 00:10 Accomplished-Cow8548 AI Image Generator Tool Reccomendation

All AI Image & Video Generators are too expensive and free ones give so less credits. How do you manage the budget for creation. Is there anything that i dont know? Im trying to improve my art but its cost so much to me. Any help appreciated
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2025.01.19 00:10 RumpelMann89 Unknown memory vinyl

I just looked it up and saw that some are like 180€. Why? Also the same thing for Stranger. What are the differences and are these red cover unknown memory vinyls real?
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2025.01.19 00:10 GraphicsQwerty Winlator Right Stick Fix

Winlator Right Stick Fix For old games such as Fable the lost chapters, you can’t map the mouse within winlator. The fix is to use the built in key mapper put a right stick, click the right stick icon and set to adjust view (this is for 3d games). This was used on retroid pocket mini.
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2025.01.19 00:10 voldy1989 saying witness lied, three seek new trial in 85 slayings

saying witness lied, three seek new trial in 85 slayings https://preview.redd.it/4wtmbu2heude1.png?width=819&format=png&auto=webp&s=d01ad3b7120ea1705fb354683956c0e7c290132c
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2025.01.19 00:10 Winter-Attempt1056 stone bogo

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2025.01.19 00:10 PersonalChampion2006 All POE 2 Cosmetics So Far | New Patch & Many More!

All POE 2 Cosmetics So Far | New Patch & Many More! This is my magnum opus 😅 please add in the comments if you know of any other Poe 1 cosmetics that are in Poe 2 so we can spend our money and points!
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2025.01.19 00:10 FalseRoyal4669 What if 1 player can't make it?

I'm curious to hear how dms deal with when a single member of the party can't make a session.
My idea is to have a one shot of questionable Canon where during a long rest, the character of the absent player has their soul stolen and the other players have to go into the dream to retrieve the soul.
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