Breaking Yorke: How Radiohead Really Funds Their Art (AI-generated but TRUE STORY)
2025.01.31 06:40 Real-Search1798 Breaking Yorke: How Radiohead Really Funds Their Art (AI-generated but TRUE STORY)
Breaking Rainbows
(A Breaking Bad x Radiohead parody where the band and Stanley Donwood run a secret, highly lucrative underground operation. No late-season spoilers!)
THOM: ("Paranoid Android"-esque muttering to himself) If we print the album covers using this technique… the colors will seep into their minds… they won’t be able to resist…
JONNY: Right. But we still need to figure out distribution. Ed’s handling the shipments, but Phil keeps making us stop to meditate, and Colin’s worried about tax evasion.
THOM: We’re not evading taxes. We’re transcending them.
(Stanley Donwood bursts in, covered in ink, hands shaking like he’s seen the face of God.)
STANLEY: I just designed something… so powerful… so haunting... it’ll break the music industry forever.
(He slaps down a prototype of the *In Rainbows cover, dripping in unsettling beauty. The room falls silent. Thom gazes at it, eyes wide, as if beholding a new religion.*)
THOM: …We’re gonna be so rich.
EXEC: Listen… we need you back in the system. A real label. Proper releases. A tour with sponsors.
(Ed leans in, smiling politely, voice low.)
ED: We’re independent now. The product moves itself. No ads. No labels. No corporate oversight. Just… the art.
EXEC: But how? How do you fund it all? How are you making more money giving albums away?!
(Colin clinks his teacup, smirking.)
COLIN: Let’s just say… supply and demand.
(Ed slides an envelope across the table. The exec opens it, hands shaking. Inside is a USB drive labeled: “The Bends—But Different.” The exec gasps. He *knows he’s lost.*)
PHIL: This has gone too far. You’re getting reckless. We made music for art, not money. Not power.
(Thom, disheveled, dark circles under his eyes, looks up from a notebook filled with scribbles of “2 + 2 = 5.”)
THOM: The art is power, Phil. The industry wanted to control us. We became the industry.
(Phil shakes his head. He pulls out a crumpled flyer: a promotional poster for the *Kid A Mnesia exhibit.*)
PHIL: This is madness, mate. You built a fake museum just to make more money. You printed a limited-edition box set with no actual music in it. You—
JONNY: That one was Thom’s idea.
THOM: And it sold out instantly.
(Silence. They all know they’ve gone too far. Even Phil.)
STANLEY: We have to disappear.
THOM: We can’t disappear. Not completely. We just need to go… somewhere else. Somewhere outside the system.
(Colin opens his laptop, pulls up a map of the Icelandic countryside.)
COLIN: I bought a field.
ED: A field?
COLIN: A music commune. No labels. No press. No contracts. Just the music.
(They all nod. It’s time. Time to leave behind the madness… and start anew.)
(As the screen fades to black, a radio broadcast plays softly in the background.)
RADIO ANNOUNCER: …And in music news, reports say that enigmatic rock band Radiohead has mysteriously vanished. Meanwhile, a series of strange, unsigned albums have begun appearing online…
(Thom smirks. He was never really gone.)
CUT TO BLACK.
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2025.01.31 06:40 PrudentEfficiency876 Need people to play apex with
IGN- Ravager, just starting out in apex.
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2025.01.31 06:40 No-Background3643 Tết của cộng đồng hải ngoại tị nạn cộng sản
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2025.01.31 06:40 Pleasant-Original769 tapeworm
so my cat has a thing for eating strings lol. we’ve been taking string stuff away but he always finds stuff we didn’t even think about. usually he throws it up, like a drawstring from sweatpants or a shoelace. however he ate the black tape with white strings that comes on amazon boxes and couldn’t throw it up. he went to the vet and had to get surgery. when they were in his intestines they found a tapeworm! i’m wondering if this is why he was eating non food items so much? i thought maybe he had PICA but the tapeworm kinda makes sense…
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2025.01.31 06:40 Infinite_Run_2 CMAA
I have an question. I heard in order to take the NHA exam Certified Medical Administrative Assistant that you have to have work experience or did externship. Is that true? I hope not because my teacher didn’t offer that at all. The second question I have is do I have to show proof that I completed my program with my completion of Certificate? I also been looking for my high school diploma and I can’t find it. I need help. I also had to reschedule my exam because my granny is sick with the flu and the house is exposed now. I’m starting to get sick. I rescheduled to take it with my teacher March 28.
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2025.01.31 06:40 NemoHirose0000 So apparently Last Raven does have anti-cheat, because if you use cheat codes the enemy ac can too. Touche Fromsoft 😭
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2025.01.31 06:40 thecauseoftheproblem Typhoon RWR - am i missing something?
Hello!
Coming from the UK gripen, the typhoon RWR is pretty annoying.
It can't keep track of exactly which direction threats are coming from through any kind of maneuvers. This is ok if I am flying straight and level, but if I am already maneuvering when another missile comes, the RWR is not always helpful in picking out the direction.
The gripen on the other hand is lovely and stable through turns and such, making notching a breeze. Is there a way to stabilise the typhoon RWR like the gripen? Or am i just being dumb again and the typhoon is better for doing this for some reason?
Thank you.
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2025.01.31 06:40 Ok_Hippo4997 Fire Aid kicked ass!!
Kick ass concert!
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2025.01.31 06:40 Just-Artichoke8463 [Recruiting] Acengers | lvl 9 | #2YLGR982J | War/Cwl
Join for cwl crystal 1st
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2025.01.31 06:40 aaronegolden [YAVP] GnWr^Chei first hybrid win
Thanks for all the tips in the previous threads! This is the first time I've won (or really got very far at all, I think I might have got one rune once before) with a character that wasn't a pure melee tank.I like the gnoll unfocused, use anything you find kind of play style, and I think Chei supports that really well (getting to play with high level spells without completely sacrificing armour). Going through the whole game without ever worrying about skill allocation or looking at a piece of equipment and thinking "if only I hadn't done something different three hours ago" was great.
The orb run was super dicey from Chei slowness, I had to fight a lot more than I normally would have (although I was still able to avoid a couple fights via Step From Time).
Overall a really memorable game, and more interesting in a lot of ways than the previous pure-melee-tank characters I've played.
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2025.01.31 06:40 Yes-Bawse TGIF!! Wait I still have to work till EOD, which is not 5 😭
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2025.01.31 06:40 Crochetbeast73 Who should I contact with a CSS update
So I submitted my css to Yale for early admission but didn’t get in so I’m applying for regular decision. But I made some corrections on my css and want to resubmit it to Yale just for regular decision. Do I contact them about it and if I do who should I contact.
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2025.01.31 06:40 meepleds Alive or not, I feel guilty
I don’t want to keep going. But the only way out would hurt people, and since when have I been anything but a coward when it comes to that option.
So I exist. I exist and I take up resources. I take up money being housed and fed. I try to self improve and get a job and be something but I overwork myself and burn out into crisis over and over again. I need therapy, I need healthcare, I need time and support, but I need a job to get that. But here I am, unemployed, useless, not able to function. I try and it’s never enough. I push past the struggles anyway because it should pay off, and something always goes wrong. I swear i’m cursed. But no, i’m also blessed, why can’t i just be grateful and happy to have food and shelter.
I should be happy and I’m not. I don’t know if i can be in this world. I don’t see any way out, I lie to myself over and over to push just a little more and things will be better but taking a hard look at the world, I am unemployed, burnt out, too anxious to leave the house most days, lacking healthcare, and the government is becoming extremely more and more hostile and violent, particularly to people like me. I’ve engaged in activism, I’ve put myself through grad school, I’ve gone through years of therapy. I won’t say it was for nothing, I am slightly better for it in some ways. But the reality is it wasn’t enough. It never is. Personal healing and effort only goes so far, even for those with some privileges that I am lucky to have, living under this dumpster fire of a system that places profit over the literal well being of humanity.
The thought of continuing to feel like this over and over is fucking nauseating. But maybe it’s all in my head. Why am I so drawn towards the negative. I wish I could just be happy with what I have. I pretend I am most of the time, who would be unhappy in my shoes after all? So many have it worse, and on paper I have it great? So why the hell am I so broken? I wish I was an entirely different person, i’m so sick of being me
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2025.01.31 06:40 pogue4 Maverick pearl
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2025.01.31 06:40 Blaze115 540I G30 buying advice
I’m currently in the market for a 540i M package. Any must haves for the g30? M package is a must have and I want the most luxury as well if possible with the g30. I see in 2020 they updated the dash to digital but I’m not sure on the 18,19,20 changes other than that. I’m trying to stick with 18 and up due to the b58 gen 2. Tia
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2025.01.31 06:40 InspectorFirm752 Pre-owned ps5 deal - steal or flop?
Description :-
Pre-owned ps5 slim disc version ,3 months old(October bill) with additional 1tb ssd and an extra dual sense controller .
Ask price for above specs - 45k Ask price without the extra 1tb ssd - 40k
Steal or no steal? Also,what would be a reasonable offer if I want to haggle for a lower price?
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2025.01.31 06:40 Rare_Basis_9380 (NSFW) Help me build a playlist for a 3-act *spicy* short story I'm writing for me & my FWB
Sorry, that was a WILD title, but it gets the point across. Anyway...
I (28F) am currently writing a short story that he (30M) and I can act out together, because we're both fuckin' freaks. He wanted to know what I wanted. I said I would describe it for him, and it turned into a whole ass story. I want to send it to him in parts, but I want each part to have a playlist. I told him this, and he said he loved the idea!
Songs I currently have:
Act 1: "One Way Or Another" - Until the Ribbon Breaks
Act 2: "The Death of Peace and Mind" by Bad Omens
Act 3: "Hatef--ck" - The Bravery
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