2024.11.28 23:50 jgmachine AITAH for telling my sister she’s not welcome at Thanksgiving next year after her unhinged behavior this year?
Alright, buckle up, Reddit. I need to know if I’m justified here or if I’m overreacting. My Thanksgiving this year was absolutely destroyed by my sister, and I don’t even know where to begin.
To set the stage: my sister, let’s call her Sarah, has always been a little… out there. She’s into wild conspiracy theories, crystal healing, and once tried to convince our entire family to go “off the grid” by buying a plot of land in the middle of nowhere. But this year, she really outdid herself.
Thanksgiving started off normal enough—family arriving, drinks flowing, turkey roasting in the oven. Sarah showed up late, which is par for the course, but this time she came in with three goats. Real, live goats. She announced they were “emotional support animals” and they had to stay inside because “the weather was bad for their chakras.”
My wife immediately nixed the goat thing, but Sarah started sobbing and accusing us of being “spiritually bankrupt.” I caved and let the goats stay in the mudroom to avoid a scene (spoiler: huge mistake).
While the rest of us were catching up in the living room, Sarah disappeared into the kitchen. When my wife went to check on her, she found Sarah smudging the turkey with sage to “cleanse its aura.” She said she had to “undo the violence” of how the turkey had been “raised in a system of oppression.” I told her to knock it off because, you know, dinner was supposed to start in an hour, but she just gave me this smug smile and said, “You’ll thank me when your spirit is aligned.”
Cut to 30 minutes later, and I’m carving the turkey when I notice… something’s off. The meat is weirdly… blue? Turns out, Sarah had injected the turkey with some kind of homemade “plant-based healing broth.” She didn’t ask. She didn’t tell anyone. She just did it because she thought it would “neutralize the negative energy” of eating meat. I was furious but didn’t want to ruin dinner, so I set the turkey aside and focused on the sides. (Thank God my wife made a ham as a backup.)
But wait, it gets worse.
While we’re sitting down to eat, one of the goats escapes the mudroom and comes barreling into the dining room, climbs onto the table, and starts eating the stuffing straight out of the serving bowl. Chaos ensues—kids are screaming, wine is spilling, and my dad is yelling at Sarah to “get her damn goats under control.” Sarah? She just starts laughing hysterically, saying this was “karma” for us trying to eat animals in the first place.
At this point, I lost it. I told her she needed to leave. She started screaming about how she was being “persecuted for her beliefs” and how I’m “enslaved by the patriarchy of Big Turkey.” When she finally stormed out, she took all three goats, but not before sprinkling some kind of glittery powder all over the dining table and shouting, “Bless this house, even though it’s full of carnivores!”
The powder turned out to be turmeric and mica, which stained the tablecloth and got into literally everything. My wife had to throw out three side dishes, and I spent the rest of the evening cleaning up goat droppings.
Now Sarah is blowing up the family group chat, saying I’m a controlling, closed-minded AH who doesn’t respect her lifestyle. My mom thinks I should just let it go to keep the peace, but I told Sarah she’s not invited next year. My wife 100% agrees, but now some of my cousins are saying I’m overreacting and that Sarah “means well.”
So, Reddit… AITAH for banning my sister from Thanksgiving? Or am I justified in not wanting to spend another holiday chasing goats and eating glitter-turkey?
Oh, and this was generated by ai, as clearly was that other story at the top of aitah. Ammi right!?
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2024.11.28 23:50 d_rkmoon Discourage me from getting the Kindle Colorsoft
So ayun na nga. Finally may Kindle colored version na kaso ang mahal 😆 Better ba kung KLC na lang or ipad? hahahahaha Btw meron na kong Basic.
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2024.11.28 23:50 Swimming_Oil_2423 [pc] W: +25 carian sorcery sword H: runes/mule
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2024.11.28 23:50 Ok_Resident_5022 What Are Your Top 5 on Mariah’s “Merry Christmas” Album?
Songs to select from (all on the album):
Silent Night All I Want for Christmas Is You O Holy Night Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) Miss You Most (At Christmas Time) Joy to the World Jesus Born on This Day Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town Hark! The Herald Angels Sing / Gloria (In Excelsis Deo) Jesus Oh What a Wonderful Child
My top five on the album:
2024.11.28 23:50 cnn ‘Narco sub’ bound for Australia seized in massive international operation that netted 1,400 metric tons of drugs
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2024.11.28 23:50 MaayaaLeee Useful ability
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2024.11.28 23:50 Jewverse Fingers Crossed
I wish I had more bundles sitting in my cart
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2024.11.28 23:50 Effective_Director18 Is r/CanadaPost overrun by bots?
Why all the negativity there? So much vitriol and hatred no longer aimed at CP as a corp, but the workers. It seems like every second post. Are they bots?
My father has dedicated 15 years of his life delivering people's mail. Has the longest route in Canada-which happens to be a rural route- and has risked his life in some pretty nasty weather to make sure people get their mail delivered. Every Christmas, he works his tail off to make sure everybody gets their packages, parcels, whatever it is. He is one of the hardest working people I know, and never complains.
It's a damn shame to see the hate and vitriol aimed at him as a worker. I am glad he doesn't have Reddit. Also, what do these people think will happen to all of the workers when they cheer on the demise of CP?
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2024.11.28 23:50 Legitimate_Mix_9679 Im listening to mexican music on the radio my mom listens to
I DO NOT KNOW SPANISH
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2024.11.28 23:50 Venetian_Gothic Korean Air wins much-awaited EU approval to acquire Asiana Airlines
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2024.11.28 23:50 Cho_v_Cho Me watching anime scenes where it looks like the girls boobs are having a conversation be like
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2024.11.28 23:50 ThemeAdditional5669 Has anyone else experienced something strange while running at night?
I started running at midnight to fight my insomnia. My neighborhood is one of those quiet suburban areas where nothing ever happens, so I figured it was the perfect time to clear my head. For weeks, everything was normal—just me, the sound of my feet hitting the pavement, and the occasional rustle of leaves in the wind. But one night, something changed. As I passed my usual streetlight, I noticed a figure standing in the shadows, just staring at me. At first, I thought it was just my eyes playing tricks on me, but when I looked back, they hadn’t moved. My heart started pounding in my chest as I slowed to a stop. I tried to brush it off, but I couldn’t shake the feeling they were watching me. And then, the figure started moving—slowly, deliberately, toward me. My legs froze, but my instincts kicked in, and I turned to run. I glanced back once more, and that’s when it happened. The figure was gone. No footsteps, no rustling leaves—just the empty street. I didn’t stop running until I got home, and even now, every time I step outside at night, I can’t shake the feeling that something’s out there, still watching.
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2024.11.28 23:50 Content_Cloud3025 Is it confirmed that Springfield IL is going away...
😣
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2024.11.28 23:50 Dragonbarry22 I want something new and challenging
I've been playing mediaeval dynasty,, and loving Bellwright as well
I also played Minecraft, 7daystodie, raft and subnautica
Looking for new or challenging survival games
(I've tried vintage story but the but knapping mechanics is kinda too tedious)
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2024.11.28 23:50 Scooby1996 Salah and Cunha owners
Who are you captaining this week?
I'm genuinely torn, Bournemouth don't have Semenyo and Cunha is playing out of his mind.
But Mo Salah is Mo Salah and this is the biggest game of the season, he lives up to the challenge every time
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2024.11.28 23:50 SecretBiscotti8128 Between the Silence of the Cold and the Hunger of the Children
In a small tent amidst the rubble of what remains of Gaza's homes, my family and I live with our daily suffering, which has become our companion at every moment. We are 27 people in a tent that cannot protect us from the harsh winter cold. The cold strikes us day and night, and as the winds grow stronger, the pain in our weakened bodies intensifies, especially in the small children who know nothing of life but hunger and pain. It has been 9 days since we last tasted the flavor of bread, that simple thing that used to be a basic part of our lives, but now it has become a distant dream. Since the siege, we have only received rice and canned food like beans, peas, and chickpeas. With every meal, we feel weakness creeping into our bodies, and in the eyes of the children, there is a gleam of fear—not just from the hunger of today, but from the uncertainty of tomorrow. The children scream at night from the cold, clinging to each other in search of an imaginary warmth that this worn-out tent cannot provide. There is no electricity or heating, and the cold cuts through their bones, increasing their pain and our anxiety. Every time I try to reassure them that the dawn will bring us a new hope, those words are the last I can say, because deep in my heart, I have no hope left. The children's health is steadily deteriorating due to weak immunity caused by the lack of food and its poor quality, and the days pass on us like a punishment. Under this siege, our lives have become nothing but waiting for a slow death. But we cannot give up because we know the children need us, and there is no choice but to try to survive, no matter the circumstances.
We are not only asking for survival, but for the determination to overcome this never-ending pain. We demand the freedom we lost, and the dignity that was destroyed by the bombing and destruction. All we need is a little support to stay alive, as the world watches, knowing nothing of our suffering except silence. But here we are, shouting loudly in the face of this darkness, hoping someone will hear us.
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2024.11.28 23:50 ihatemakinghandles Can someone do some subtle funny edits to this picture?
Pranking someone at work, would like the people swapped sides or heads swapped bodies if possible. Subtle but enough that they SHOULD notice.
Thanks in advance!
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2024.11.28 23:50 vigorr1 22M looking for some cool people to vc and game (PC)
Hey! Just putting myself out there to see if I can meet some new people. I’m into video games, music, anime/manga, and a bit of film, but honestly, I’m down to talk about pretty much anything. No need for us to have all the same interests, sometimes the best conversations come from different perspectives anyway! So if any of that sounds good, feel free pm me.
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2024.11.28 23:50 Hefty_Fix_8416 Gauntlet Match round 1 Voting
After a very up and down booking process both Trynt and Ramon agreed to push round 1 voting to be early!
Ramon: The Sexton Hardcastle Show
Trynt: Fill The Blanks with Trynt King
Remember while voting these 2 were forced to not use Vowels at the start of any words. With that said vote based on who you think did better. Voting deadline is in 2 days plus the extra 4 hours so 11/30/2024 at 11 PM EST!
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2024.11.28 23:50 Huge-Spare-3892 They’re not talking about this
Nobody wants to do the research but because of my specific case and since I’ve been diagnosed, I whole heartedly believe that Covid and the Vaccine are tied to the influx of cancer diagnoses the past two years. I’ve been seeing way more people who are the first in their family be diagnosed with an aggressive cancer. They have a small inclination that it might be tied but little research has been done for obvious reasons. I would love to do a poll here but idk how, regardless I just want to say ik u guys probably already do but stay tf away from ppl who show any signs of being sick this holiday season. Last year on thanksgiving my nephew apparently was around ppl who had Covid and no one told me so my daughter was the first to get sick, then it was me. I was sick for a while, longer than usual. I remember coughing really bad to the point of almost throwing up. Then the day I thought I should be fully recovered from the cold, I woke up to my left arm feeling funny, it got worse by the hour and it turned out to be a huge mass in my lung that wasn’t there last year. Nobody takes Covid seriously anymore but trust me as someone who works in the medical field STAY TF AWAY, protect yourselves.
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2024.11.28 23:50 Top-Living-8515 Divorce without going to court
My partner and I are going through a rough patch and want a divorce. We currently have no kids yet but did purchase a couple years ago. They want to sell the house worth around $700,000. How would this work for me and my partner?
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2024.11.28 23:50 Moses4M Helikopter
2 Helikopter fliegen über Flingern Nord und Düsseltal. Wisst ihr was da vor sich geht?
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