Drunk teachers are the best
2025.01.22 11:43 shortstory1 Drunk teachers are the best
Drunk teachers are the best, and when a teacher is drunk students tend to learn better and more quickly. When Mr Southall teaches his students while sober, nobody seems to learn anything or understand anything. Then when Mr Southall taught his students while drunk, suddenly the whole class just seemed to learn more quickly. Our brains seemed to just absorb information better and nobody seems to know why this was the case. Mr Southall isn't so nice when he is sober and he has no enthusiasm to teach as well. When he is drunk though any information or knowledge that he teaches us, it just flows into our brain.
Mr Southall is also more forgiving when he is drunk and when the 3 naughty kids are causing trouble inside the class, he simply forgives them. The 3 naughty kids first take this as a sign of weakness but as time goes by, the 3 naughty kids started getting angry at Mr Southall for forgiving them. The 3 naughty kids demand that Mr Southall stopped drinking and start to hand out punishments whenever students misbehave. The rest of the class didn't understand why the 3 naughty kids were having problems with Mr Southall drunken ways.
Everyone was learning much better and quicker, and Mr Southall was so forgiving. The 3 naughty students were becoming more desperate for Mr Southall to not forgive them. The 3 of them seemed more desperate to not be forgivened. They then started attacking Mr Southall house and he was still drunk, and then the next day Mr Southall while still drunk had forgiven the 3 students that attacked him. The 3 students started feeling pain and their bodies were twitching and vibrating. It's like they were changing and the drunk Mr Southall kept saying that he forgives them no matter what they do.
The evil inside the 3 students started growing stronger and more menacing. The 3 students begged Mr Southall to punish them, so that way the evil inside cannot grow anymore. Mr Southall while very drunk in class couldn't forgive while drunk and the students in his class were so intelligent now, as our brains could just sponge and absorb the information that he teaches. Teachers are the best when they are drunk and other teachers are following suit and they are teaching while being drunk.
The other students in the school are also starting to absorb information. The other teachers are also forgiving students because they are drunk, and the evil qualities inside bad students keeps growing while it consumes them. Then they have to be forgivingly shot down.
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Hej alle,
Jeg forsøger at få afklaret reglerne for beskatning af drikkepenge, som personale i restauranter modtager. Specifikt vil jeg gerne vide: • Er drikkepenge underlagt moms (merværdiafgift)? • Eller betragtes de kun som en del af indkomsten og beskattes som indkomstskat? • Findes der regler, der giver ejeren ret til ikke at fordele drikkepengene til personalet?
Jeg vil sætte pris på jeres erfaringer eller indsigt, især hvis I arbejder i restaurant- eller hotelbranchen.
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