Mr Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quote

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2024.11.27 16:50 ivebeenthrushit Mr Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quote

I wanna look him straight in the eye and I wanna tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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2024.11.27 16:50 Alexis___________ Any Goth or Post punk bands, specifically Deathrock?

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2024.11.27 16:50 m88johnston Lighting input. Factor4 Grill lights, white or amber

Lighting input. Factor4 Grill lights, white or amber Looking to purchase the grille lights from Factor4, but I need your guys’ input. I am torn between going with the white or the amber lights. I originally was set on white, but have seen many other vehicles (mainly trucks) with the amber grille lights. They’ve really grown on me. But I see them mostly on trucks like Tacomas, Tundras, etc. I’m pretty sure it’s more of an off road thing, which is not what I’m going for at all. I have a Lunar Rock XLE. Which do you guys like better? Link in case anyone else is interested as well https://www.factor4.co/
Side quest question. Anyone have the DRL lights from Amazon? Any you recommend? I really like them, but worried about getting something cheap that’ll go out in 6 months (pretty sure I’d have to have someone install these lights). Here’s a link of one I’ve found on Amazon, to give an idea of what I’m looking for https://a.co/d/efu815v. Pic in last slide.
Thanks in advance!
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2024.11.27 16:50 FinnishFin1 am i wrong for kinda sympathizing with an Ai?

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2024.11.27 16:50 Formal_Knowledge_603 Is this a good response for my ai?

Is this a good response for my ai? So I’m making one of my ais and I want to check with you all as a community if the response seems good (the character is Sonia nevermind a princess who’s very stoic and has a people vs princess complex type thing going on)
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2024.11.27 16:50 AngelaIsNotMyName Functional….?????

A while ago, I posted about my fear of losing our awesome maintenance guy. Well, he quit. Just up and walked out. I miss him every day, especially when I have to talk to his replacement.
The owner hired a guy who I’ll call Giggles… because he giggles at EVERY FUCKING THING and I HATE IT. There was a lot of handholding with Giggles as opposed to Tyler (our last guy) who was self sufficient af! But I would often see Giggles standing around wondering where a manager was.
Giggles is okay as far as having a maintenance man on property. He’s at least present. But there’s a lot that management has had to re-explain to him. For instance, some of our door locks have needed reprogramming. I know my GM has showed him how to do it a few times. He still needs help. The owner has come done it a couple times. He still needs help. After all these times, he’s gone as far as to say that NO ONE HAS SHOWED HIM HOW TO DO THIS.
We had a room we couldn’t rent for a week because he couldn’t figure it the whole lock issue. I saw him with a book, trying his hardest to figure it out. I decided to be nice and help simplify some of the instructions. Turns out the book was just on how to order replacement parts. Hmm.
We got a new tv ordered for the lobby, and it was his job to set it up. The screen kept glitching for some reason, and instead of trying to figure it out himself, he again turned to management, who promptly directed him to the instruction manual.
The tv sat unfixed for 6 days.
The GM and I have some suspicions about this guy, but they were never really confirmed. Still not confirmed today, but our suspicions are stronger.
Our shuttle driver didn’t show up today (she’s another irritating story), so the GM asked me to ask Giggles to make a pick up run. I said okay. I saw his car pull up and I braced myself for another day of needless tittering. I relayed the message and Giggles went on his way.
A few moments later, the owner came to the desk and asked who had the shuttle. I told him Giggles did, and he’d be right back.
“He should not drive the shuttle,” he said plainly. No explanation. I explained that the GM gave him the okay, presumably so we didn’t bother the owner with this matter. But whatevs, you’re the boss bro.
About an hour later, the GM came to me wide eyed, telling me what the owner said about Giggles and the shuttle.
“Yeah,” I said. “I guess he doesn’t want Maintenance taking the shuttle anymore.”
Nope. Giggles doesn’t have a driver’s license!
Most of us know that obtaining a driver’s license involves a skill component and a written test. We gathered that Giggles probably didn’t pass (or take) the written portion because
GIGGLES DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO READ!
With that said, I will be slowly training myself to become the new maintenance man, because we can’t trust this guy.
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2024.11.27 16:50 Known-Chocolate-5377 Did anything happen when I pressed the fake start button?

Did anything happen when I pressed the fake start button? I was in a hurry to get my information that I accidentally mistook this button for the actual start button. Once I noticed, I immediately pressed the back arrow button I was wondering if anything happened to my phone when I pressed it.
Thank you!
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2024.11.27 16:50 ApprehensiveFold8477 Why do you hate Courtney Shields

Hi, I just stumbled on this group (was looking at images of bad face filler) and looked at some of the posts here. Most of them are bat-shit insane and unreasonable. I don't know who Courtney is (an influencer?), so I am curious enough to ask what she has done to warrant such weird posts. Did she rape someone or?
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2024.11.27 16:50 BuckRio Family discord

My brother in law is an ardent MAGA racist religious nutcase. The kind of guy that will say the N word to a black persons face. Constantly talks about Trump, says all Mexicans should be deported (he is in the construction business, so WTF). I've had fisticuffs with him in the past over name calling and such.
Anyway, I've decided that I'll be going out of state to hunt on Thanksgiving so I don't have to bite my tongue all day. My wife is upset, saying her brother quit drinking and isn't that person any more. I call BS, he always was and is that person, he just doesn't voice it as often now he's sober. Am I the asshole?
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2024.11.27 16:50 STORMBREAK3R7 Long awaited !

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2024.11.27 16:50 BettyPages Lobe piercing getting bumps 14 months in

Lobe piercing getting bumps 14 months in I got thes second lobe piercings 14 months ago and they continue to get irritated on and off. They were initially pierced with low quality rings because I'm dumb and didn't do my research (I know, I know...). A different piercer from the initial one changed them to titanium labrets roughly a month ago but just a few days ago they flared up again. I understand that the healing is way behind because of the crap rings and possible reinjury from putting in new earrings (the piercer's gloves were a bit bloody after changing it and it hurt nearly as bad as the original piercing), but I'm feeling a bit at wit's end. I wash them with Arm & Hammer saline spray twice a day, though I had recently been lax. I had been letting them air dry after washing, but the last couple days I've been drying them as best I can without manipulating them too much. They don't hurt, but they itch like a son of a bitch. They aren't infected as far as I can tell, the pus-like fluid seems to just be serum.
Not sure what else to do other than pull them out and call it a failed experiment. Any words of advice? Should I just call it? Keep trying to get them to behave?
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2024.11.27 16:50 Educational-Crew7915 Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

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2024.11.27 16:50 Which-Muscle-1073 Is JT Gay?

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2024.11.27 16:50 FastOffer2028 Start Gus Edward’s , Rico dowdle, tayson hill, leggette, theilan, or Warren?

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2024.11.27 16:50 afeeney Ximena refused to pay any attention to the man who catfished her. She ignored him and saved the lesson in her mind. (Source: https://petapixel.com/2024/11/26/the-final-25-images-of-the-wildlife-photographer-of-the-year-peoples-choice-awards-2024-natural-history-museum/)

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2024.11.27 16:50 IrresistibleJuice I can make you a snack right now

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2024.11.27 16:50 imGoingToEatYourTots Did someone steal my car keys?

Reason I ask is because yesterday, I know I locked my door and brought my keys inside. I know this because I have to unlock the door with my keys to get into the house and I didn’t leave the house again after that. Well I suspect that maybe I dropped my keys at my doorstep without realizing it after opening the door because I can’t find them anywhere.
But the weird thing now is - I go to my car just to see what’s going on and my car is unlocked???? How could my door possibly be unlocked unless someone has my keys and unlocked it
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2024.11.27 16:50 Obvious_Application2 Any Fs need to confess to daddy? 😈 05a7230922848a346a2afb783debd059bddbcbbb08f4c4de8a65c4a3432051e170

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2024.11.27 16:50 Stankydankymemes Drink of the day

Drink of the day What are your thoughts on this flavor?
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2024.11.27 16:50 c_rorick Kyren Williams @ Saints or Chase Brown vs Steelers? PPR

This one has me struggling. I could play both if I benched Bucky or Jacobs, but I think that’s a really dumb idea. Kyren hasn’t scored more than 11 points in PPR in a month, but does have a good matchup in the Saints. He has however a fumble issue and has not recorded a catch in his last two games. I want to say Chase but unsure. Thoughts?
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2024.11.27 16:50 BroMandi [eBay] 27" Cooler Master 1440p 165Hz IPS HDR10 Gaming Monitor $120 + Free Shipping [Deal: $119.99, Actual: $299.00]

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2024.11.27 16:50 emiledurk Fast internet (300mbps) throttled (8mbps) by Zoom

My internet speed is quite fast: 300-600 mbps download and 100-200 upload. But when I'm in zoom, it goes down to 1-8 mbps download and 0-1 mbps upload. It stays that way until Zoom is closed. My video cuts out constantly and it says "your internet is unstable." It is clearly Zoom doing something, since the internet speed is fine at all other times. I have found other posts about this from 2020 and 2023 but no one has ever posted a solution online. Does anyone have one? I'm on a MacBook Pro that is fully updated.
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2024.11.27 16:50 _Komar73_ I made a cup with TDL

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2024.11.27 16:50 iam_tamim Upgraded to iPhone 15 after almost 3 years of using iPhone 11!

Upgraded to iPhone 15 after almost 3 years of using iPhone 11! https://preview.redd.it/7tc53i3m4h3e1.png?width=394&format=png&auto=webp&s=1db7e876f7239cbc8d1a563c867fb0efe24c3bdf
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2024.11.27 16:50 Jblfanboy97 Bring back the V8

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