So a leper goes to a baseball game
2024.11.29 03:39 PuttanHalwai So a leper goes to a baseball game
Mindful of his condition and appearance, he sits towards the back of the bleachers. During the first inning, another man comes down the row and sits next to him.
“Sir, as you can see, I’m a leper,” the leper explains, “and if my condition disturbs you I’ll move.”
“No, no, you’re fine, just enjoy the game,” the man says.
In the third inning, the man starts vomiting uncontrollably.
“I can see my condition is disturbing you, I’ll move.” The leper says.
“No, no, you’re fine, just enjoy the game,” the man says, wiping his mouth.
In the fifth inning, the man starts vomiting uncontrollably again.
“I can see my condition is disturbing you, I’ll move.” The leper says.
“No, no, you’re fine, just enjoy the game,” the man says, wiping his mouth.
In the seventh inning, the man starts vomiting uncontrollably yet again.
“I can see my condition is disturbing you, I’ll move.” The leper says.
“No, no, you’re fine, just enjoy the game,” the man says, wiping his mouth.
Now the leper is curious.
“Sir, if it’s not my leprosy, then what in God’s name is making you puke like that?” The leper asks.
And the man says, “the guy behind you keeps dipping his nachos into your back!”
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2024.11.29 03:39 Such_Explanation6073 looking for my long lost friend
(yes i am reposting this bcssss i messed up)
hi, I'm hoping this reaches the right people lmafo. in april 2023, the week of easter and after that, i was at a mental hospital in arizona. i met a girl named ashley (She went by ash) at the time, she was likely around 12-13 (i have a vivid memory of her saying she was 12??), but she's most likely 14 now and in highschool. she's mexican, short, with long black hair, a dark tan, and many scars along her arms. she mentioned she lived in Mesa AZ or somewhere out here in AZ. I stayed at the hospital for less than 2 weeks, and I left before her. before I left, I gave her my Christmas Def Leppard sweater, and she told me to search for her when I left. it's been over a year now. I do not know her last name either. But I've been trying to reconnect with her ever since but I just can't. im in a bad mental state again and it made me think of her and the way she helped me. I am using a different name on this account for my privacy, but if anyone knows her or if your reading this, please let me know I've been trying to find her. (ummm i used chatgbt to help me write this.) anyways i miss that girl real bad. HELP PLSSS
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2024.11.29 03:39 awkwardhodl SC Cost Estimate for new build
Builder is offering 25k in incentives and some free interior option upgrades from today until Saturday but have to use their lender. We love the house but looking for advice on if there are any red flags that stand out. Thanks!
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2024.11.29 03:39 VIRRITAAAA5666 Never using discord again
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2024.11.29 03:39 fhuxy $100 Pinball slot machine
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2024.11.29 03:39 Calligraphee I feel like I’m the target audience for Reddit Stories
Honestly, I’ve usually already read whatever stories are being presented, but I love the show anyway haha
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2024.11.29 03:39 ConsumingHate Quantum Crystals
I know i am dense at times and that I miss things....so asking.
I need Quantum Crystals to embed weapons to my reactor. Fusion Reactors say they will drop Quantum Crystals @ 100% drop rate if i use void shards there. I clear reactor 3 times and used the Orb for the Amorphous Materials....never got any Quantum.
Am I doing something wrong?
Is this something that doesn't drop anymore and they haven't updated the tool tip?
Am I supposed to be hitting the Fragment instead of the reactor?
Yes, I am using the Access Info to track them. So I am at least doing that little part right.
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2024.11.29 03:39 Nice_Study6892 Which multi cooker brand is best for Australia? Ninja / Philips / Russell Hobbs / Instant Pot / Crock Pot / Breville
Looking for recommendation to buy my first ever multi cooker for 2-6 people cooking portions. Which brand makes the best/high quality machine?
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2024.11.29 03:39 PICHIPULUSU AITA for Not Inviting a Coworker to My Birthday Party After She Upset My Best Friend?
I (28F) recently organized a small get-together at my apartment to celebrate my birthday. It was meant to be an intimate evening with about 10 of my closest friends, including a few coworkers I’ve grown pretty close to over the years. One coworker, Lucy (30F), wasn’t invited, and now it’s caused some drama at work.
A bit of background—about two months ago, I introduced Lucy to my best friend, Hannah (27F), at a company happy hour. Hannah was visiting me that day and came along. At first, Lucy and Hannah seemed to hit it off, chatting and laughing like old friends. But later in the evening, Lucy started making rude comments about Hannah’s appearance, especially her weight. For context, Hannah is plus-sized but super confident and stylish. Lucy said things like, “I wish I had the self-esteem to pull off outfits like that,” and, “You must have such thick skin to not care what people think.” She tried to sound sweet, but it was obviously passive-aggressive.
Hannah laughed it off at the time, but later that night she told me how much it hurt her feelings. I was really upset but didn’t confront Lucy because I didn’t want to cause a scene at work. Since then, I’ve been polite to Lucy but have kept my distance.
When it came to my birthday, I decided not to invite Lucy. I didn’t want her to ruin the night or make Hannah uncomfortable. Hannah is my best friend, and I wanted her to feel safe and welcome. Lucy found out about the party from another coworker and confronted me in the break room. She said, “So, I guess I didn’t make the cut for your birthday. Cool. Real mature.” I tried to brush it off and told her it was a small gathering with just close friends, but she wouldn’t let it go. She said, “I thought we were friends too. Clearly not.” Now, some of my coworkers are quietly taking sides. A couple of them have hinted that I should’ve just invited Lucy to avoid drama, while others understand why I didn’t. Lucy, on the other hand, has been giving me the cold shoulder at work and making passive-aggressive comments, like, “Don’t worry, I wouldn’t want to ruin your vibe,” in group conversations. Hannah told me I didn’t do anything wrong and that it’s my party, so I can invite whoever I want. But now I’m starting to feel guilty. Did I overreact by not inviting Lucy? Should I have just invited her to keep things peaceful at work?
AITA?
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2024.11.29 03:39 Puzzleheaded_Roll_37 Why did you leave your religion?
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2024.11.29 03:39 PuzzledActive39 I’m 31 years old, recently unemployed, and completely lost.
Like the title says, I’m 31, unemployed and have no idea what to do next. I’ve tried five or six different jobs in the past decade and ended up quitting each one. I even went to teach English in Mexico for a little while hoping that would ignite some sort of spark and help me find meaning in life. I’m pretty lost and after speaking with career counselors and life coaches I have been unable to find a path forward. Has anyone else been in this position? How did you move forward in life? Is there a series of steps or process you could recommend? Thank you.
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2024.11.29 03:39 First_Bench_2726 PC Building Stores in Lahore
I want to get a custom PC built or a pre depending on the specs, is there a trusted seller who you have good experience with It would also help if they have a website too.
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