RNG is a helluva drug
2025.01.24 02:50 -MangoStarr- RNG is a helluva drug
I started doing the defender grind - On my VERY FIRST cyclops I received the bronze defender and then I didn't get the Iron Defender for another 170 cyclops kills 😑😑😑😐😐
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
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2025.01.24 02:50 RogenDoor Perdition
Death.
The scent and sight permeates and poisons every last inch of the ruins; still gently smouldering like the remains of a bonfire in winter. Every step, every bound across the terrible sight brings the crack of brittle, blackened bone and the crunch of ash beneath my feet.
I don't need my sixth sense, I don't need cybernetic eyes or sophisticated scanners to understand the scale of the devastation wrought on this once verdant village; each home burnt to cinders, families lined up and scorched so thoroughly that flesh bubbled and coalesced into masses of charred meat. I'd neutered my sense of smell before I stepped through the portal; it's a small mercy.
I steel my heart and examine the destruction; astral starlight softly examining the smouldering remains of man and home alike, it's fresh, the starlight whispers to me in flickering constellations. It tells me that whatever did this, it's near; I feel a chill run up my spine, servos jittering and steel-flesh growing cold. Fear; raw and real envelops me, fear brought on by some form of empathic overflow, I determine.
It's a blessing that I'm my father's son, that attunement to the ebb and flow of the soul's metabolism comes as easily to me as breathing.
It's a curse that one of the Triumvirate isn't dealing with this. I pause, the primordial terror freezing me in place; a surge of emotional energy all converging on one point - gestalt ideas forming a Singularity; All converging on me.
I know it's coming a second bef-
A crack, a boom and a snarl; I'm turning on my heel, steel-flesh contorting and shaping at the speed of thought-
-but the speed of the nightmare before me is simply more. Nine feet tall, with six arms and six eyes and six scorching effigies of ethereal flame framing it like the second coming of a wrathful god; it’s humanoid, with skin dark as obsidian and black eyes alight with hellflame like smouldering coals. In the space between one second and the next, it closes the distance and opens a fresh tear across my torso with claws of blue flame, causing white-hot agony to fire through noetic circuits. I’d certainly be dead if I were organic. The pain is blinding for a sparse few seconds before nanobotic steel pieces itself back together, it’s grinning six sinister smiles, satisfied that I'm dead long before fully examining my condition. Arrogance - that I can use.
I seize the advantage; hands grabbing upon time and space, contorting and wrenching it in an instant before firing my hand through the sparking impossibility, claws of nano-metal defying the laws of physics manifest behind it, extending like cobras all coiled to skewer the Incarnation.
The trajectory of each slash calculated by precognitive arcana and quantum computing is immaculate;, flying along invisible arcs smoothly and serenely. The battle is over.
Or, I'm sure it would have been; if the Incarnation didn't burst into an inferno of flickering blue flames keeping shape as that same mockery of man's form. My hands are melted before I have even a moment to wrench them back through the miniature portal, feeling arcane steel superheated into slag causes me to scream; a grating, mechanical whine that I can feel reverberate around in my skull. The flame hungrily envelop my arms, spreading indescribable agony for every terrible inch of steel they devour. Telekinetic force and psychic will stretched to the maximum safe parameters are the only thing that stops the Incarnation from charging and ending me; but I can already feel my concentration slipping as the hellfire feasts upon my artificial flesh, I can feel my visor dimming and my wards fading, and-
A flashbang of magical and emotional energy that overwhelms my second eyes; my sixth sense screams and darkness overtakes me until the heat is too much to ignore, and as I open my aching eyes, I gaze upon an inferno. I'm on the ground? When did that happen? I'm staring into a vortex of kaleidoscopic flame that blots out and outshines the sun itself, crashing towards me from the sky above, and I can't help but feel disappointed, to be killed by this creature so simply, so.. easily. I can't move an inch, beyond writhing in agony and silently sobbing.
I close my eyes as the roaring inferno reaches me. It’s best to die with dignity. I silently apologise to Father.
. . .
. . .
. . .
*But Death never comes; the scythe never reaps my essence and the flames do not singe me. Instead, I feel a strange, icy cold foam envelop me. I open my eyes, confusion and budding relief blossoming in my chest. My second eyes show a strange aura of arcana permeating the foam; thought and creation, the product of the two, my cybernetic optics show something far more outlandish.
A man walks through the Inferno, mouth curled into a grin, drenched from head to toe and wielding a crimson fire extinguisher; long, dark hair plastered to his face and shoulders. He lacks a shirt, wearing only baggy, dark pants. He sways unsteadily, face pale and form shaking, but it doesn't seem to be from the fire. The flames fail to even catch a spark on him, and through the flickering tornado of fire, the eyes of the Incarnation blaze in rage, its attention and ire firmly on the human before it.
And he doesn't seem to care. He speaks, voice full of levity, brimming with arrogance, and smile cocksure as can be with his finger on the trigger; despite the shaking of his hands. I call upon every last iota of power within my scorched form, channelling more power than I ever have before into this insane human.
“The boiling point of water is 100 degrees; the bottom of this fire extinguisher forms a 360 degree circle. Multiply those two numbers. Given that a fire extinguishers innate purpose is to fight fire; by wielding it, I only ENHANCE THE MELTING POINT OF MY FLESH!”
He flexes dramatically, striking a pose while strutting towards the clearly baffled Incarnation of Fire. As he does, his muscles seem to ripple and grow impossibly. He screams the next declaration, like he's trying to convince himself of it. I can see veins becoming more visible across his flesh, bright blue and close to bursting.
“I HAVE CONSUMED 25 KILOGRAMS OF CREATINE AND 3 LITRES OF ANABOLIC STEROIDS. HENCE, MY MUSCLE TISSUE CAN REPAIR AND GROW AT AN UNPRECEDENTED RATE.”
He dashes forward; skin no longer pale, form no longer twitching, and my Second Eyes can see magical energy pouring through his form, creating temporary muscle and phantom cells. He sprays the fire extinguisher onto his bare flesh and decks the monster, leaping into the air like a gymnast and delivering a super powered flurry straight into its unholy visage, and it works. He speaks, even as the creature begins frantically casting volleys of flame and slashing streaks of obsidian claw.*
“AND FINALLY-” My reckless saviour dodges and weaves around its physical attacks, delivering his own and punishing every wide opening and desperate slash. It overextends, a little too far and a little too slowly, and the psyker drops low, foam-covered fist darting to deliver reckoning upon its undefended stomach. A squelch of blood, and a scream of rumbling fire like a volcano erupt from the creature as it doubles over.
“FIRE EXTINGUISHER EXTINGUISHES FIRE.”
He Raises the red cylinder high, beams of stray flame and sunlight reflecting off of it and casting him in shades of Amber and crimson. It swings and impacts, denting against the Incarnations head with a resounding thud of metal on flesh, cracking open the canister as well as its skull and leaking dry chemicals onto its body; dissolving it like acid. Blood drips from every major orifice of the psyker, leaking from his eyes and running from his ears. Eyes beyond sight allow me to divine the sheer strain of his demonstration. He staggers for a moment, chest heaving as if he's about to throw up, before steadying himself and walking on slow, uncertain steps towards me, reaching a hand down as the final rays of sunlight and flickering flames wash over him.
“Alexi Tevani, Psyker Ascendant Second-Class.”
He's dead serious, even though I can tell just by looking at him that he's magically unaltered. I stare at him blankly for a moment, my mind still lagging behind.
“Ah, Seeker. Psyker Ascendant. Special-Second Class.”
Alexi grins at me, eyes glancing at where my arms once were as he quips, putting an almost condescending amount of emphasis on my title and missing limb.
“You need a hand, ‘Special-Second Class’?”
Despite myself, I snort, and he leans down, nearly tipping over before sweeping me up and supporting my weight from a metal stump jutting out of my shoulder. Curiosity overtakes me, and I can't help but inquire as we stumble away from the battlefield.
“Why did you come here? You would have died, had I been unconscious. Why not wait for a first-class?”
Alexi raises an eyebrow before patting me on the back.
“Because I'll be damned if I'm letting some juiced-up Demigod take all the glory.”
I stare at him. Falsehood is written in his eyes and evident in his still dripping blood - this was not for acclaim, I am sure of it, as much as I am his lunacy.
“You're insane.”
He smiles like I just granted him some glowing commendation.
“I prefer delusional.”
My visor dims and my limbs turn slack in his hold; the darkness envelops my singed mind. The last thing I see as my artificial mind fades to blissful nothingness is a crimson-tinged grin that could blind the very sun.
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2025.01.24 02:50 Ijustloveithere If you have a passion for cooking and would like to start or already have a YouTube channel you're growing, let's talk
This is also applicable to professional chefs who'd like to showcase their expertise and promote their brands online.
I'm working on a YouTube series and your collaboration will be appreciated. If you'd like more information on this, message me.
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2025.01.24 02:50 og_abacaxi11 LF 3 Stars
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2025.01.24 02:50 jmll1 Goodbye Tapped Out🥺
Last picture of my Springfield🥺 I tried to fill in any blank spots. I’ve played this game since the beginning and have taken multiple breaks from it and came back on when I heard it was ending. It was fun so sad to see it go
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2025.01.24 02:50 Traditional-Risk4826 Move-in Inspection in Brand New Unit ??
Hi Everyone,
My husband and I are landlords in Port Moody and our tenant of ~3 years is moving out this weekend.
We did a walkthrough of the unit yesterday with the tenant and there are some damages: oil stain damage to the marble backsplash in the kitchen (We think from an air fryer), deep scratches in the stainless steel kitchen sink (we provided sink mats), and a large chip in the laminate flooring in the living room.
We told our tenant that we will deduct these damages from their deposit but they did not agree, telling us we had no right to do this. They refused to explain further, telling us to "do our research".
After having a good look through the RTA we are worried they may be right because we never did an inspection when they first moved in, BUT they rented the unit BRAND NEW, and we only assumed ownership of it a week before their lease started (they then moved in ten days later). The unit was in brand-new condition when they rented it, of which we have proof from the photo listings.
Is it worth it to fight through the LTB to keep their deposit? It will be quite expensive if we decide to replace the marble backsplash, sink, and section of the floor. We also asked them when they first moved in to let us know if their were any damages in the unit as it was under warranty for a year. Could their lack of mentioning any of the above damages at that time be used as proof?
Thanks for your help!
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2025.01.24 02:50 IzzybearThebestdog How do I unlink my Nintendo account from my old WiiU?
So I have my old WiiU that doesn’t read disc and a bad sensor bar port. I picked up a newer one and want to log in with my account. I deleted the user from the old WiiU, but when I try to log in on the new one it says it’s already been linked. How do I unlink?
I didn’t see the option anywhere in the setting and the account isn’t on the system anymore. I don’t really have anything I want to transfer , but can do it that way if it works
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2025.01.24 02:50 Mr_Coastliner Let me enjoy being single!
For context, I (31M) broke up with my partner around 6 months ago. That relationship was 8 years, before that I had a 5 year relationship.
Because I've always lived with either a partner or friends, now is the first time I'm actually living alone and I'm happy with that for now!
The issue is, not a day goes by where a friend or family member doesn't ask about if I'm seeing someone/ any dates lined up/ how many I'm speaking to on the apps.
People can't seem to accept sometimes being single is a choice and don't get me started on the peace! Right now I'm not even being single for hooking up etc, just genuinely loving running my own life, working on myself etc.
I will start dating and looking, but in my own time rather than rushing like I'm in the sea flailing about trying to find a lifesaver to hold onto.
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https://youtu.be/Pn_a2FzTpTs
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I am 24 years old, 6ft tall, and 135lbs. I recently got a job driving trucks and faked my initial drug test and passed. I was told upon employment there was a drug test to hire and that's it. When i started working my coworkers told me that there are random drug tests and we get drug tested during our physical exam as well. The moment I heard about this i stopped smoking immediately and started trying to detox ASAP.
I am a very heavy user. Smoking about 3-6g of flower a week for about 5 years. It has been 2 and a half weeks and i am still not passing the at home tests. I have been taking vitamin c, niacin, the Rescue Detox supplements (i am on day 3), and drinking as much water as i can. It is a pretty physical job so i am getting plenty of exercise too. I am very skinny and think i have a pretty fast metabolism. They want to test me at the beginning of next month (about 2 weeks away). I am really starting to stress because this is the best job i ever had and i really don't want to lose it. I have heard horror stories of it taking people 3-6 months to pass a test.
Especially for people that used as much as i did. Any help would be so great. If you have a success story and have about the same build i would love to hear it and know what else i can do to ensure i will pass this next test.
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